Funny!

Here's a cute joke a friend shared with me today :-)

An old farmer had a pond in the South Forty. He didn't go out there much cuz it was a long walk. But he had some peach trees near the pond and figured they would be ripe this time of the year, so he grabbed a 5 gallon bucket and headed for the pond one afternoon.

As he neared the water he could hear giggling and squealing and noticed a bunch of naked women frollicking in the pond. When he got closer they all headed to the deep end of the pond.

They yelled at him that they weren't coming out until he left.

He replied he wasn't there to watch them skinnydip or see them naked.
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He was there to feed the alligator...............